It's your pal, Carlos Valencia. I send an e-mail out about once a month (or two or three) with updated tour dates, news, pictures, links, and other miscellany along with my top ten jokes for the month. All I need is your e-mail, but your name and city would be greatly appreciated too just in case I ever stop by and do a show at some dirty dive joint near your house, shack, tent, or shelter. No need for an address, but if you give it to me I might send you a postcard some time. No nudity (unless it's requested).
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